Seitan Phillys

Seitan phillies, back again~~

I don’t know why the two members of this team can’t spell phillies the same way, but consider it charming and/or endearing, please. The point is: philly cheesesteaks are fantastic, and you don’t even need real meat to make them tasty!

 

To make the seitan

Ingredients:

  • 2 cups vital wheat gluten
  • 1/2 cup nutritional yeast*
  • Spices (I use salt, pepper, cayenne, onion powder, and garlic powder)
  • 1 3/4 cups cold broth of choice (I used “Not Beef” veggie bouillon here)
  • 1/3 cup soy sauce
  • 3 tbsp oil (olive or vegetable; I haven’t tried coconut oil here because I think it’d taste weird, but if you give it a go, let us know how it turned out!)
  • 8ish cups broth
  • 1 onion, quartered
  • 2-17 cloves garlic, crushed
  • another 1/4 cup soy sauce

*Note: I have recently learned that nutritional yeast isn’t actually necessary for seitan. If you’d like, leave it out and add another 1/4-1/2 cup wheat gluten)

What Do:

  • Mix your dry seitan ingredients (gluten, yeast, and spices).
  • Make a well in the bowl, and add your wet seitan ingredients (cold broth, soy sauce, and oil).
  • Combine wet and dry ingredients together until a thick dough forms. Knead the dough for 4-5 minutes. This activates the gluten, which is what gives the final product its chewy, meaty texture.
  • Set aside while you get your simmering brother together (bring 8ish cups of broth, a quartered onion, some crushed garlic, and another 1/4 cup soy sauce to a simmer).
  • Cut your seitan into four roughly-equal loaves, then let them simmer in a mostly-covered pot (don’t put the lid on all the way) for an hour.
  • Bam! Seitan! This recipe makes four loaves, and depending on what I’m making I average one loaf per recipe.

 

To make two (2) sandwiches

Ingredients:

  • Cooking fat of choice
  • 2 hoagie-style rolls
  • 1 loaf seitan
  • small onion, sliced
  • Crushed garlic
  • 1 green bell pepper, sliced
  • Optional: about 1 cup sliced mushrooms
  • Optional: anything else you like! we enjoy spice in this house, so often I’ll add some jalapeno or other hotter pepper to the mix, for a little kick.
  • Mayo (or vegan mayo)
  • Optional: Cheese (dairy or non); the cheese helps hold the ingredients together in the sandwich, but isn’t strictly necessary.

What do:

  • Let your seitan loaf firm up a little in the freezer. It will make for easier slicing. While it’s in there, you can prep your vegetables.
  • Toast your rolls! In the video, I did this by cooking the inside parts of the bread in a pan with some butter, but now I generally spread some vegan mayo on the bread and let them heat up in a little oil. So good. Set rolls aside.
  • Cook your veggies. Put the pan on medium-high, add your cooking fat, then get your onions and garlic going. Slice your seitan while they cook. Once the onions are ready, add your peppers and mushrooms until they’ve browned.
  • Add your seitan strips, and salt! Feel free to throw some msg in there too if you’ve got any kicking around — I promise you they use it at the diners we’re emulating.
  • Once everything’s ready, make a couple of roughly sandwich-sized piles, and top with your cheese (if using).
  • Spread some mayo (vegan or otherwise) on your bread (yes, even if you used mayo to toast it), then get your sandwich stuff scooped on in there.
  • It’s food! You eat it!